Can you see yourself in a dark place?
- I can today. Been raining, windy, and cloudy all day.11
- "...it was a dark and stormy night..."
- Only with a lighted mirror.30
- Yes,I have a flashlight or torch or whatever it is.10
All the way up until my iPhone battery dies!10
- Yes, in the cinema.10
- Yes due to my sunshine personality...10
- That's what the rods and cones in my eyes are for.
But x-ray vision would also be cool.10
- No, I'm not that bright.10
- Are you a happy turd 💩?
- Have you ever walked into a play with a banana?
- Would you like to bust my Christmas balls?
- Did Elliot Rodger admire Seung hui Cho?
- So Michael Cohen is going to do time, but Why isn't Hillary Clinton locked up?
- How do you tell if a snowman is gay?
- Do you want to cheer a veteran up for the holidays?
- Here is a picture of a us military rifle. Is there someone who can identify it please?
- CAN I JOIN THE US ARMY AT 311 LBS?
- Have ye ever tried to eat a clock?