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What are some reasons why you SHOULDN T write an essay for school?

I m writing an ironic instructional essay about why writing essays is bad, and guiding the reader through the process of not writing essays. What do you think, what are some reasons (ironic or not) why you shouldn t write an essay assigned for homework by your English teacher?

One that comes to mind in this day and age is that the teacher is going to criticize your opinions instead of your writing.

How many instructions are needed. Don’t write.
Reap the consequences if you don’t hand in the assignment