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How do I clear my basement of dead cats?

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put some pigs down there... they'll eat them all...

shovel

call up a chinese restaurant and they shall clear them for you...

shovel

shovel

rent a zamboni machine... you can also use it to clear up your own sh*t...

just leave them there......... you will definitely not care about dead cats in your basement if you just take a plastic bag and put it over
your head... sealed with tape around your neck...

well, why is there a dead cat on your basement? and how numerous is it

shovel

eat them