Mail box is to lace curtain, as pushup bra is to.....?
- Do you like New York pizza?
- How come girls aren't as gross as guys?
- What’s missing from your life?
- What should you do if your wife screams, "Baby, please!" after you caught her cheating on you again with the lesbian teen next door?
- Why has there never been an American Pope when America is the center of the new Christian world?
- Why is being in the military so similar to being in prison?
- Are you a fruit?
- If i jumped into a volcano would i die from burning or drowning?! Would i even die at all?
- Was Hussein Obama showing his racism when he referred to his grandmother as a "Typical white person"?
- Could God lift a rock so heavy that he CAN lift it?