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I have adrug test tomorrow. I smoked yesterday and the day before. How do i get the THC out of my system!?

You're toast. But it's not all bad, McDonald's is always hiring.

First: If you wanted to quit your job, just quit! You knew they tested, so you didn't want to pass. OR, you can't stop so you need help. I understand.

They don't test for 'thc', the test finds metabolites of thc which stay in your system much longer.

The drug tests we use can detect 'tampering' or 'adulteration' and find thc usage out to 30 days, opiate out to 2 weeks. They have a strict policy.

The newer 'low-level' SAMSHA kits that can detect thc out to 90 days. Some panels test directly for the drug, and other panels test for long-term metabolites.

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However, I have a Rx for mine (chronic pain), so I'm exempt!

Don't want to be a dick but why would you smoke when you have a drug test that close by..?

Simple you cant but ask your mate to piss in a small cup for you. Make sure he's clean and its small enough and sealed properly to carry in with you when you do the deed.

You can pass, but it how depends on how much you smoked. You can have a small amount of thc in your urine and still pass. Drink water, cranberry juice, and eat fiber. Much of thc is excreted by stools. Make sure you urinate a few times before going in to flush your system as much as possible.

You don't. There is NOTHING that can clean your system of THC.

**Read this at your own risk. This helped me out, but is no guarantee to help you pass. **

Most smoke shops have this liquid stuff called XXClean. This stuff coats your bladder for about 8-10 hrs. You can't eat anything either. You can take that or have a clean person piss in a latex glove you.

Draino....... And stop fukn smokin if you want a damn job, Druggie!!

You're more screwed than a woman in porn. Deal with it and try learning your lesson.

You are skrooed!