Do you ever feel as though you're losing your faith in Ceiling Cat?
I think I'm losing my faith and I don't know how to get back to my walk Him. But I KNOW He loves me and it's all my fault!
PLEASE help me??!!
PLEASE help me??!!
Filthy unbeliever, I shall tan thy hyde with a rubber chicken!!!
Not really, only kidding.
Cats give me gas.30
- Go to basement cat, he is easier to please.10
- No no no no I am not feeling fat10
- Emperor Lime Kitty will hear of your treason, heretic!10
- i know that he's there because he keeps dropping things...yesterday it was a mouse in my cereal...today a ball of string in my oatmeal.
ceiling cat has a sense of humor.
i suggest that you adopt one of his priests from the local shelter...they will not let you doubt in the divinity of the feline.
- I am, I'm very brokenhearted, humiliated and sad, and the ceiling cat forgot about me *sobs*10
- yes but then I see my wonderfull granddaughter and I know there is a ceiling cat, spiritually speaking of course10
- you have no longer lost faith in ceiling cat, ceiling cat has left you when you consider which you have no longer eaten adequate cheezburgr. you will desire to consume as many cheezburgr as attainable to regain ceiling cat.00
- Matthew 18
18 YA RLY, what you messes into a ball of string here on urths, it still be tied up in string in Ceiling. And if you sets sumthing lose on urths, it be free in Ceiling.19 I sez it agin: If two of you cats on urths agree to ask for sumthings, then Ceiling Cat, who is my daddy in Ceiling, he does it.
22 An Jebus wuz liek "U haz fath in Ceiling Cat, k?23 If sumwun tellz teh mowntin 2 jumpz in teh see an rly beleevz itz gunna happin, itz gunna happen.24 So if u beleevz u getz wut u prai foar, den u getz wut u prai foar.25 An wen u praiz, u haz to forgiv peepul taht wuz bad 2 u, so Ceiling Cat forgivz u."
17 It wuz wroted: "I haz maed you dad kat of mani breedz." He iz owr dad kat, adn teh Ceiling Cat iz lookin bcz Abruham beleevd in Ceiling Cat—teh kat thet raizes ded kats frm kat cmetery adn sayz "Thatz a dog!" whne itz rly a kat.
18 So it wuz a logn shot, but Abhram beleevd, adn so he wuz dad kat of mani breedz, jus liek soem1 saed 2 him, "Ur kittenz gonna be leik that."19 Adn he stil beleevd, evne tho hiz boddy culdnt scampr ne more—bcz he wuz 21 yrs old (thatz leik 100 human yrs!)—plus bcz Sarahz kitty-maeker didnt scamper too.20 Y, he ddnt stop beleevn, he jus bleevd moer, adn he siad good thignz abuot teh Ceiling Cat,21 bcz he thouhgt teh Ceiling Cat haz big pawz adn culd do whut he saed.30
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- How do I know which religion is the right one?
- Does God even exist?